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Junior Spiders

What do spiders eat in Paris?
French flies!

What kind of doctors like spiders?
Spin doctors!

Why did the spider buy a computer?
She wanted a website!

What did one spider say to another?
"Time's fun when you're having flies!"

Why do spiders spin webs?
Because they can't knit!

Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied 'er!

Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!

What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!

Why are spiders good swimmers?
They have webbed feet!

How do spiders communicate?
Through the World Wide Web.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Why are spiders like tops?
They are always spinning!

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre? A spinning wheel!

How do you spot a 21st Century spider?
He doesn't have a web- he has a website!